Introduction to Tard-Blog.com

This is a weblog written by a real life special education teacher. The original writer, Riti Sped, has retired from teaching and is now pursuing other interests. Her entire body of work is below, and if you are new here I suggest you start with Riti's first story.

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Riti Sped Stories

1: The First Entry: The Tards may be fucked up, but so are their parents

2: Tards and stickers

3: Even Riti Sped can be immature

4: The Half Day

5: The field trip

6: The post field-trip

7: More parents stories

8: Meet Augusta...but don't touch him

9: Another Francis story

10: Tard nearly kills old person

11: Tard brings candy, flips out

12: Tard nearly ruins date

13: Tard doesn't like rat tails either

14: If you cross Miss Sped, you could get deported

15: Even punishments can be funny

16: Every student is funny in their own way

17: A review of Riti Sped's Christmas gifts:

18: Riti's favorite tard:

19: Augusta the thief:

21: Augusta's fear of germs goes to a new level

23: An average day in Riti's life:

24: Lewis is funny:

25: Retardism runs in Family:

26: Riti teaches the tards about sex:

27: Tards contribute snacks:

28: Augusta won't touch mail either:

29: New kid has interesting background:

30: Tard parent makes ass out of himself, literally:

31: Guest Contributor: What it's like in Riti's class:

32: Tom gets upset:

33: Sub is not welcomed:

34: More Tyrell stories:

34: Tyler's father is the retarded one:

35: Poetic justice is sweet:

36: Riti a teacher, not a dietician:

37: Tards go to play, all hell breaks loose:

38: Lindsay's OCD causes problems:

39: The Tyrell Lap:

41: Augusta gets fed up, tries to kill classmate:

42: Tyler's nose candy:

43: Lunch lady gets the smack down:

44: Jamel loses lunch friend:

45: Augusta caught in a lie:

46: Augusta doesn't like this birthday:

47: New kid might have problems:

48: Show and tell:

49: Lindsay is observant:

50: Eye and ear test produces surprising results:

51: Valentines Day Party:

52: Tards send themselves cards:

53: Augusta steals, again:

54: Jamel kills another animal:

55: The new, new kid:

56: Tom loses it:

57: Tyrell has problems with referees:

58: Treat jar causes problems:

59: Augusta steals more food:

60: Augusta's criminal activities move up in scope:

61: New New Kids mom going overboard:

62: Tard curses poorly:

63: Van ride goes wrong:

64: Angelo learns not to lie:

65: New mother reads her Machiavelli:

66: Tyler and Tyrell visit their father in jail:

67: Lewis becomes obsessed:

68: St. Paddy's Day:

69: Brian likes movies:

70: Another day in a tard class:

71: Student mismanages money:

72: Mom's math sucks:

73: Tard has problems with change:

74: Tards learn about different races:

75: Augusta and his bling-bling

76: Tards not ready for upper level sports:

77: Tard gets sassy: